New math...

1 accident on my record from Sept. of 2002 + One ticket on my record from some bitch Oregon highway patrolman + 1 2000 Passat = $1300 for 6 months of auto insurance? F that.
I hate insurance companies.

PS Happy Easter
PPS I am now 23.

Croquet anyone??

"I promise I'll play nice".
Bonesaw took it.

Book Game

Here are the rules
1. Grab the nearest book
2. Open the book to page 123
3. Find the fifth sentence
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences (#5,6,7) on your blog, along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it. Just grab what is closest!

"Indeed, the article may have appeared only in the given suburban edition. Although you will be able to find the article in a properly organized morgue, you may not find it (or may not find the full version) on microfilm or in the electronic database if these resources include only a single edition.
Your subject may spend several months of the year, and perhaps most weekends during the rest of the year, at his or her seasonal or weekend home and may be deeply involved in the life of the surrounding community."

This selection was taken from "Get the Facts on Anyone (3rd Ed.)" by Dennis King.

Taken from donzilla.

This guy is incredible!

I stumbled across this artist's page. You have to check it out. He is very talented in all the listed areas in the gallery section, but you have to look at the "Street Painting and Public Events" page. The stuff in there is absolutely amazing. I just wish there was a better shot of the Last Judgement drawing. Enjoy!

Unbelievable

Can you spot the retard(s) in this story?

TAC should be on suicide watch

...more F'in rain. 58.26 inches for the season. Compare that to last year's 15, or the average of 17.3. Seattle averages 52!

Could you repeat that, I can't hear you...

So I wake up at 5 AM Wednesday morning and my ear is aching. "What the hell?" I think to myself as try to go back to sleep. I am supposed to wake up in an hour and a half to go snowboarding with some friends. But, alas, I am unable to fall asleep. I contemplate whether or not I should go to the mountain, but seeing as I was the one who planned the event, I decided to go. One thing I hadn't realized: High altitude = more pressure, more pressure + ear infection =more pain. Needless to say, that was the worst day of boarding I have ever had. I get home, shower, overdose on codeine, and fall asleep quickly. I wake up to feel my ear "pop", and most of the pressure is gone. But then blood and clear fluid starts coming out my ear, as I realize I can't seem to hear out my left ear. I go to the doctor in the morning. He takes a look in my ears and says, "That's one bloody eardrum. It looks like someone stuck a pencil in there." "That can't be good," I think to myself. Turns out my eardrum ruptured, and I will be without hearing in that ear for a little while. Sounds like a lot of us have had a shitty week. At least Seldom's car wasn't really stolen. If I had known earlier, I could have thrown out cool Big Lebowski lines too, like:

WALTER
Where's your car, Dude?

DUDE
You don't know, Walter?  You seem to know the answer to everything else!

WALTER
Hmm.  Well, we were in a handicapped spot.  It, uh, it was probably towed.

DUDE
It's been stolen, Walter!  You fucking know it's been stolen!

WALTER
Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--

Kimmy, get better soon.