I want to do this when I'm 73

I wish somebody had this on video or something. Hmm, I used to think Kenyans were only good at marathons...

The nail in the coffin that broke the camel's back

We were playing poker last night, as we are wont to do on Thursdays. It was a very long game filled with various insults being thrown around (by me). Tim, for example, was called a pirate hooker and also told to go back to his home on Whore Island, all within a 2 minute period. I then accidentally(?) let an insult fly at Lawlor. She beat me at some hand, and out of my mouth came the words Crack-Whore. Instantaneously I felt her fist pummel me in the arm, then her open hand slap the inside of my leg above the knee. Ockham's Razor! did that ever hurt. Stung for a good minute or so. Women! Sheeesh. I had to calm her down by giving her some of my delicious Hot Toddy.

So the morals of this story are:(1) it's okay to call Tim offensive names, but not Lawlor.
(2) alcohol makes everything better

A few more photos...

on the photoblog.

The house that just kept on growing...

When we moved into Kretschmer's house back in April, the plan was that there would be 4 people living there, as it is a 4 bedroom house. That was 2 months ago. We now have 6 people living there. I still have my own room, so it's not a huge deal. The fridge, however, is rather crowded. Things just get lost in there. I'm usually the last one up in the morning, but thankfully there has been enough hot water for me to shower. That will be the last straw for me. I can't stand taking a cold shower, or having to cut my shower short.
Here's the list:
Me
Cosgrove
Kretsch rooms with P. Bulcher
Josh M. rooms with Feeney

Oh yeah, and "Budweiser Monte Carlo Car Number 8"
(That's the dog.) We call him Buddy for short.

That must have been one hell of a fare.

The Coast Guard catches Cubans in floating taxi.

Our borders are secure?

I think not.
Excuse me sir, is that blood on your chainsaw? Well we are going to have to take some fingerprints...

OK, you are free to enter the US. Have a nice trip.

Wait sir! You forgot your homemade sword, knife, brass knuckles, and hatchet.

How is this fair??

A pregnant teen and her 19 y/o boyfriend killed their twin baby feti by punching and stepping on her stomach, after she asked him to help her. The boyfriend was sentenced to life in prison, while the woman cannot be prosecuted because of her legal right to abortion. What?? Something is wrong here. I want to know what you think about this. I don't know how the law works here. Obviously, I think they are both guilty of murder, but shouldn't all abortionists be punished as murderers like this 19 year old? Or is it just because you have a doctor's license you can kill babies? Just a messed up situation.

I speak English good.

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English

10% Upper Midwestern

10% Yankee

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

dirty's_lens

I've decided to put up a photoblog so that this one doesn't get too crowded with photos.

Go Here.

The Process

The mullet only had a lifespan of about 2 minutes, but what a life it was!

Look out!